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... Nike® acquired SuperLax^TM ...

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What would happen if ...

... God was a UNIX programmer.

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What would happen if ...

... airport security reached an all time high.

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What would happen if ...

... Hugh Hefner declared Drew Carey to be his heir!

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What would happen if ...

... Microsoft ® successfully patented 0's and 1's.

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What would happen if ...

... IQ was directly proportional to temperature.

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What would happen if ...

... Edward Scissorhands became a Proctologist.

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What would happen if ...

... a mutation caused thoughts to manifest as audible vibrations in the skull.

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What would happen if ...

... everyone could digest Cellulose.

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What would happen if ...

... all the Beta software in the world crashes all at once!